derseking: peaches-geldof: why do all the grunge blogs use these ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺ are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged soft grunge gym badges
mmmcookies22: petcanadian: staygold-hannah: petcanadian: australiansanta: rosaparking: australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot no its almost winter here we’re freezing no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death? well i could, but fuck...
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
fat shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) skinny shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) dont shame anybody for the way their body looks (❂‿❂)
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers
mcporno: keep your eyes peeled
terns: mark your territory by crying on things
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. theme song - Milan - 20.5.13...
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
majortvjunkie: taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan: fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
kouharens: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
smilingemoticon: rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks
fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
poopflow: seein a hot girl and being like
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me